Not Just Another Pet Blog

Totally just another pet blog

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zorobro:

roriu-senpai:

apinchofsanity:

alliwantistomarchdrumcorps:

videohall:

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

"i demand to be loved"

He comes down like an angry parent after their child comes in from being out late,”What TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUMAN??”.

those meows are like “oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, its you its you its you!!!!, LOVE ME!”

ohhmygodd

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natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

natashi-san:

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

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had a nightmare that I was in a haunted castle

and I found a ten gallon fish tank with no heater (it was winter)

and it had three male bettas

a three spot gourami

a bala shark

probably a dozen mollies and platies

and everything but the bettas were dead

so I started to yell at the ghost that was in charge of maintaining the fish tank

and I took the three bettas home with me

the end

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canisantiquus:

dajo42:

reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

Sneaking in to rifle through the employees’ lunches, it just wanted a peanut butter sandwich and instead it got a job.

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buggirl:

I came to my lab today and was greeted by this cute little ugly!  My lab mate does his research in Arizona, and caught her for me.  Now she keeps me company while I grade papers.  I told one of the biologists that she is a Tail-less Whip Scorpion, and he thought I said “Taylor Swift Scorpion” so that is how she got her name….

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courteouscanines:

wherehorsesmeetdogs:

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samanthuhhh:

southernsnowdogs:

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weaselwoman:

trick-or-tortle:

weaselwoman:

This guy breeds ~Exotic Toad Bulldogs~ and half of them can’t fucking stand in their conformation pictures. I fail to see why people pay up to 15,000 for something that can’t breath and can’t move. But I guess it’s “Badasssssss home skillet, yo dawg, be killn it, muny muny muny. Look at dat spread, big bone muthafucka, aint got no damn dog like dat, he woop yo phat ass dog, he a fightah yah man, yah homie be rollin”  

And that’s a summerization of what half the comments said about these suffering dogs. 

This is horrifying, truly and completely. I despise and get angered/saddened by these so called ‘breeders.’

But also holy fuck why did you have to get so racist in the damn comment and destroy the merit of your post?

I didn’t mean to come off as racist. I’m sorry if I did. I was only repeating comments that were literally left on this breeder’s FB page about these dogs to show the ignorance of how they were glorifying the obvious suffering of these dogs they could not see. Lots of people commented on puppies who could barely walk straight with “Bone n dome mathafucka. Good breeding yo, you’ll be rolln in cash” and that was by people of all racial backgrounds making such comments. Again I am sorry if I came off as mocking or racist. 

The cat says meow, the horse says neigh, the dog says please kill me.

She’s seriously not being racist— I’ve been to multiple of these messed up dog breeders pages and they ALL type like that. 

Poor dogs! :(

SO I said something on facebook about this and someone goes “Well that’s dog breeding” and I said “That’s not responsible dog breeding” and he says “No dog breeding is really responsible it’s all incest bullshit.” So I told him to do some research on responsible dog breeding. Let’s go from there.

Just saying, I’ve seen people of all races and ethnicities talking in that manner. I almost feel like people that think or assign that manner of writing/talking is specific to one particular group are just propagating racial stereotypes that are not true.

How the hell are these even real?

My toy poodle could run laps around these poor things.